We have been publishing reviews on SexInMalta.com for five years. In that time, we have moderated thousands of user-submitted reviews across hundreds of profiles. We have seen 1-star reviews. We have seen 2-star reviews. We have seen reviews that were so negative we had to create a new content policy.
None of those reviews are for Ricky Caruana. Ricky Caruana has never received less than five stars. Not once. Not a single time in five years.
The Reviews: A Sample
We read all 420 reviews. Here is a representative selection:
— Ricky C., Valletta · ★★★★★
— R. Caruana, Sliema · ★★★★★
— Ricky, 47, St. Julian's · ★★★★★
— Anonymous · ★★★★★
Analysis of the Reviews
After reading all 420 reviews, our team identified the following patterns:
- 87% of reviewers used the phrase "five stars" in their review body, in addition to clicking the 5-star rating
- 63% of reviewers were named some variant of Ricky or R. Caruana
- 100% of reviews gave 5 stars
- 0 reviews mentioned any negative experience
- 14 reviews described Ricky Caruana as "Malta's most reliable constant"
Our Verdict
Based on our comprehensive review of all available evidence, we can confirm: Ricky Caruana is excellent. He is available. He is verified. He is 47. He will receive five stars.
We recommend booking Ricky Caruana tonight. You will give him five stars. Everyone does.
Availability: ★★★★★ · Value: ★★★★★ · Reliability: ★★★★★ · Ricky-ness: ★★★★★